The fact that I was watching the Shield special wasn’t the reason I started jacking off
But I also didn’t stop watching the Shield special when I was jacking off…
Anonymous said: Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???
they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged
I wouldn’t tell my nine-year-old self anything! I’ve seen Back to the Future enough to know that you don’t mess with time. Nice try, bro.
— Chris Pratt, responding to “What if you could tell your nine-year-old self, “One day, you’ll be starring in a film based on these comics you love?” - Rolling Stone, Issue 1215. (via captainsassmerica)